Some people bring joy wherever they go, and some people bring joy whenever they go.

The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.

If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

Never regret anything that made you smile.

All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure.

Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.

Life is short, Break the Rules. Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly. Love truly. Laugh uncontrollably And never regret ANYTHING That makes you smile.

Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.

Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.

Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.

If you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you're mis-informed.

Having a kid is like an industrial revolution of the emotions. Suddenly you can mass produce worry, and guilt.

Yank some of the groans out of your prayers and shove in some shouts.

This guy was beyond lucky. He was Midas with a better attorney, or the owner of a Monkey’s Paw version 2.0, or Richard Cory on Prozac.

I like trees because they seem more resigned to the way they have to live than other things do.

Reality is the only place you can deal from. If you're still worrying about the way things should be, you haven't even approached the starting line.

There are poems about the internet and about the shipping forecast but very few by women celebrating men.

But you speak of Master Gandalf, as if he was in a story that had come to an end.' 'Yes, we do,' said Pippin sadly. 'The story seems to be going on, but I am afraid Gandalf has fallen out of it.

I started when I was in 'The King and I' when I was on Broadway when I was nine.

Some people love some music, and they hear it a year later and they think, 'What was I thinking?'