Some people come to Old Trafford and can't spell football, let alone understand it. They have a few drinks and a prawn sandwich but don't realise what's happening on the pitch

They have a few drinks, and maybe the prawn sandwiches, and they don't realise what's going on out on the pitch.

No celebrity bullshit,no self promotion,an amazingly gifted player who remained an unaffected human being

If it had come to a fight, Patrick [Vieira] could probably have killed me.

People say 'go with the flow' but do you know what goes with the flow? Dead fish.

Aggression is what I do. I go to war. You don't contest football matches in a reasonable state of mind.

I don't believe skill was, or ever will be, the result of coaches. It is a result of a love affair between the child and the ball.

I got Robbie's mobile number and rang him. It went to his voicemail: 'Hi, it's Robbie - whazzup!' Like the Budweiser ad. I never called him back. I thought: 'I can't be f****** signing that'.

Fail to prepare, prepare to fail.

I don't think some of the people who come to Old Trafford can spell football, never mind understand it.

I'm not at Manchester United to keep everyone happy.

A camel brayed columns from the rondavels

You can never succeed in aligning your life in the positive direction without first detecting, challenging, and changing your self-defeating mental beliefs.

I didn’t mean to snore in your ear, but I wanted to inhale all of what was wrapped up in the comforter with me.

As a Christian I have no duty to allow myself to be cheated, but I have the duty to be a fighter for truth and justice.

Doctors can do almost anything nowadays, can't they, unless they kill you while they're trying to cure you.

The only way we will be going to Europe is if the club splash out and take us all to EuroDisney.

I can take a three-year-old and make a hit record with him.

Be yourself! Love your mom, but if she's trying to get you to be someone you're not, she's in the wrong

Communism is evil. Its driving forces are the deadly sins of envy and hatred.

How true it is that without the guidance of the Holy Spirit intellect not only is undependable but also extremely dangerous, because it often confuses the issue of right and wrong.