Some people count sheep. I self-loathe.

So, what if, instead of thinking about solving you whole life, you just think about adding additional good things. One at a time. Just let your pile of good things grow.

Every woman wants a man who'll fall in love with her soul as well as her body.

I want someone whose heart is big enough to hold me.

I didn't know love could leave the lights on all the time.

I really am happy for Kiley. And for you and every other happily married lady. Except for that I'm not happy for you. I kind of want you all to drop dead.

I believe that worrying about a bad thing prepares you for it when it comes. If you worry, the bad thing doesn't hit you as hard. You can roll with the punch if you see it coming.

Wasn’t hitting bottom the thing you had to do to knock some sense into yourself? Wasn’t hitting bottom the thing that showed you which way was up?

I dare you to call Ask-A-Nurse and tell them you feel a presence in your womb region.

I’m sort of… coming off a bad relationship”“When did it end?”“Slightly before it started.

You looked like the girl I loved.

Praying is the power of being.

Because blood is blood, and every family has its own force.Its own flavor.Its own charm and strange.

You know, sometimes I feel like I walk around with a target on my back with the films I make.

Even the righteous man is just a sinner living in between sins.

Once a month, a woman turns from a beautiful flower into an angry hippopotamus.

The noblest works of human art and pride show that their makers were not satisfied.

I'd have to say Sunset Salsa. Nothing against Honey Lime, but it's for losers.

Helmut Lang is an amazing man - always striving, always moving forward.

Every absurdity has a champion to defend it.

The ability to make music is a gift that you're born with; it's not something you can learn.