Some people do want to stand on the rooftop and scream out their story. Others are cowering in the corner, or sitting with a blank face in class, and not knowing how to tell their story.

You shоuld eat а waffle! Yоu саn't bе sad іf уоu eat а waffle!

You should eat a waffle! You can't be sad if you eat a waffle!

I live in my own little world. But its ok, they know me here.

We are all flawed, my dear. Every one of us. And believe me, we've all made mistakes. You've just got to take a good hard look at yourself, change what needs to be changed, and move one, pet.

If everyone started off the day singing, just think how happy they'd be.

We all mess up. It's what we learn from our mistakes that matters.

One: Don't play leapfrog with elephants. Two: Don't pet a tiger unless his tail is wagging. Three: Never, ever, mess with the Ladies Auxiliary. -Mayberry Rules for a Long, Happy Life

Kids are smart. Knowledge is power. Let them figure things out. Don't turn into that grown-up who they won't come to.

I didn't like being alone. Being alone was slightly better than having to deal with people, that's all. Or so I'd convinced myself.

Prancing around with marshmallowss on your nipples does *not* constitute living your life fully!

In the face of every type of pain, we tend to think that life will never be the same, but guess what, it was never going to be the same anyway.

We are all an unforgettable artwork and a story yet to be told.

For everything you embrace, there is a consequence

The human face is, after all, nothing more nor less than a mask.

We cannot be effective if we continue to cling to the old ways, the old strategies, the old assumptions.

I love a little bit of glamour and I love tall girls.

You can’t second-guess baseballyou can’t second-guess yourself.

I care desperately about what I do. Do I know what product I'm selling? No. Do I know what I'm doing today? No. But I'm here, and I'm gonna give it my best shot.

If we define risk as 'the likelihood of an irreversible negative outcome,' inaction is the greatest risk of all.

By God, I could make myself bring her that economically halved grapefruit, that sugarless breakfast.