Some people dye their hair yellow or put rings in their noses. I decided I wasn't going to open an account. Put it the other way round - there was no reason that I should.

I never condemn wrongdoing in any area.

Mr Brown is a politician of exceptional experience and ability, and I am sure he will discharge the office of Prime Minister with distinction

Sitting on the sidelines, cribbing and moaning is a lost opportunity. I don’t know how people who engage in that don’t commit suicide.

It is quite unacceptable that a member of Dáil Éireann and in particular a Cabinet Minister and Taoiseach, should be supported in his personal lifestyle by gifts made to him personally.

I've seen it over the years, the more intellectual they are, the more work they don't want to do. You have to do both, you have to be able to put in the graft.

We were always dead against the war.

I am afraid of losing what I have already valued.

I initially thought I would be an architect, maybe. So I went to architecture camp and quickly learned that I did not want to be an architect. I was like, 'No. This is not for me.'

Uncyclopedia isn't funny anymore.

When I was little, I asked God if I could meet my mom just one more time, and my prayer was answered in 2001. It was weird.

The precise location of heaven on earth has never been established but it may very well be right here

Whoever would undertake some atrocious enterprise should act as if it were already accomplished should impose upon himself a future as irrevocable as the past.

There's a way of dealing with hardships that are healthier than going out. That's what I've learned.

I was rescued from being a greaser by music.

Writers do not write what they know. They write what they can imagine.

We're seeing how the videos translate to the live shows and how the technology is really reaching kids.