Some people fear that technology will become more engaging than live human interactions. That's silly; technology is already way more interesting than other people.

If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time to ask questions?

Remember there's no such thing as a small act of kindness. Every act creates a ripple with no logical end.

If you have any trouble sounding condescending, find a Unix user to show you how it's done.

I love you like a fat kid loves cake!

The maintenance man is moving the thermostat in our office today. I started talking with him about the

Engineers like to solve problems. If there are no problems handily available, they will create their own problems.

You don't have to be a 'person of influence' to be influential. In fact, the most influential people in my life are probably not even aware of the things they've taught me.

Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep.

Informed decision-making comes from a long tradition of guessing and then blaming others for inadequate results.

Life is half delicious yogurt, half crap, and your job is to keep the plastic spoon in the yogurt.

She'll never be all the way tame, just the way she's made ... sorta like you, I imagine.

In science, the credit goes to the man who convinces the world, not to the man to whom the idea first occurs.

I’ve named everything that I’ve ever owned. Real or inanimate, I have to give it a first and last name. Everything in my apartment comes alive at night.

I was very excited to meet Amanda Seyfried. She is one of the most humbling human beings you will ever meet. She deserves success.

The problem with politics isn't the money; it's the power.

And of course, the musician - if he's serious - always answers: My last album is my best, otherwise I wouldn't have done it.

Everything has a lifecycle. You have to believe it’s going to change.

When someone forces me to do something I don't do it.

I made three works about men in my life. But I had much more than three men. I never wrote about them.

I invented the web just because I needed it really because it was so frustrating that it didn't exit.