Some people get lots of pleasure; From books or from music or art; But boys seem to think it's fantastic; To just have a really good fart.

So imagine that the lovely moon is playing just for you - everything makes music if you really want it to.

We all can dance when we find music that we love.

Thinking you've had depression makes about as much sense as thinking you've been run over by a bus. Trust me - you know when you've got depression.

It's not the destination, It's the glory of the ride.

When it's cold & dark at night, and we're alone together, I long to take you in my arms, and cuddle you forever.

Every year of my working life, I have been fortunate enough to earn more money than I have spent.

What's the function of poetry? It's to express general truths, to connect with the reader and make him think: 'Wow, I've experienced that, but you've expressed it so much better.'

...I wondered why so much had been written about love's pain and so little about the glorious relief of being delivered from love's pain.

Trying is the first step towards failure

I probably was as bad as a security guard as I was as a tie salesman.

The truth about who we really are, beyond all appearances, is knowledge worth seeking.

Hell is full of good meanings and wishings.

A man can be a Christian or a patriot, but he can't legally be a Christian and a patriot - except in the usual way: one of the two with the mouth, the other with the heart.

Be creative. Men only learnt how to fly when they stopped imitating birds.

A vice is merely a pleasure to which somebody has objected.

Salvador Dali and fifty cents will get you a cup of clock melt.

If people waited to know one another before they married, the world wouldn't be as overpopulated as it is now.