Some people just don’t appreciate having a dog around. It’s sad to think there are people like that. I knew Gloria was that way—maybe that’s why she could never be truly happy.

You can usually tell that a man is good if he has a dog who loves him.

That's the lesson of the dogs, that it's important to both live in the moment and then go on to the next wonderful thing.

Because failure isn't an option if success is just a matter of more effort.

Dogs have important jobs, like barking when the doorbell rings, but cats have no function in a house whatsoever.

Kansas is a piece of real estate that completely disproves the theory of roundness as a quality of the planet earth.

Apparently there are three levels of brain activity. Level 1 is the lowest level - the amount of concentration required to, say, delete emails or serve in congress.

Dog’ is ‘God’ spelled backward; you know that. That’s why you’re here, to help the nuns do God’s work.

I want to know what good is a web search engine that returns 324,909,188 'matches' to my key word. That's like saying, "Good news, we've located the product you're looking for. It's on Earth.

Not everything that can be counted counts.Not everything that counts can be counted.

This whole kissing process was turning out to be far more complicated and stressful than I'd thought it would be.

Peace is not found by seeking it but in simply letting it be.

I want to find the answers of my questions!

Happiness isn't a fortune in a cookie. It's deeper, wider, funnier, and more transporting than that.

Use what you know. Draw from it. It doesnt always mean plot or fact. It means capturing a truth from your experiencing it, expressing values you personally feel deep down in your core.

Only electricity can give the transport sector the flexibility to switch fuels when one or more become too expensive.

Some men are like oak leaves -- they don't know when they're dead, but still hang right on; and there are others who let go before anything has really touched them.

So many differing opinions and philosophies... are rarely housed under the roof of a single magazine.

I have a suspicion that the definition of "crazy" in show business is a woman who keeps talking even after no one wants to f*** [sleep with her] anymore.

I wouldn't call myself a coward, no way. But being buried alive is something I could never handle. The only way you'd see me being buried alive is if I was dead, man.