Some people say I'm a gender bender. Whether that's right I leave up for interpretation.

I can but pray the Father o' a' to haud his e'e upon her, an' his airms aboot her, an' keep aff the hardenin' o' the hert 'at despises coonsel!

After a while, you have to be at peace with the fact that you simply are. There is no way to know why.

Your eyes were too intense to stare into for long.

Propositions are true or false. Images are not.

Sometimes you just need to give in to the yuckiness of the day, throw your psychic hands up in the air and trust that tomorrow will be an improvement.

I think the sexiest thing is a hat. It's very sexy!

Leaders, true leaders, take responsibility for the success of the team and understand that they must also take responsibility for the failure.

The cleverest woman on earth is the biggest fool on earth with a man.

I was an English major in college, though I ended up getting my degree in "General Stduies" because my grades were too bad to qualify for an English degree.