Some people say funny things, but I say things funny.

Italians are fantastic people, really. They can work you over in an alley while singing an opera.

No matter where you go in this world, you will always find a Jew sitting in the beach chair next to you.

I think if I took therapy, the doctor would quit. He'd just pick up the couch and walk out of the room.

When you enter a room, you have to kiss his ring. I don't mind, but he has it in his back pocket.

When you stand alone and sell yourself, you can't please everyone. But when you're different, you can last.

Who picks your clothes - Stevie Wonder?

I always rib people, but nobody ever gives me a hard time. I don't know why. Maybe they're afraid of what I might say. There's probably a lesson in that somewhere, but I don't know what it is.

Yeah, I make fun of blacks, and why not? I'm not a black.

I used to play golf. I wanted to be a better player, but after a while I realized I'd always stink. And that's when I really started to enjoy the game.

Some people say funny things - but I say things funny.

I'm so scared of dying without ever being really seen.

Once in life always in heart

God is love.

I ask Laurie it it's possible to get trained fish. Lindsay says this is how we know I've never produced a movie.

It seemed to me that I had come for the first time close to the soil of my native country, and could feel for the first time running in my veins Russia's vastness, her potency, her strength.

Nothing the writer can do is ever enough.

Leadership is not rank, privileges, title or money. It is responsibility.

Paris is one of the most incredible places to live. Once you get bitten by the city, you never leave.

Don't let your pride or a lack of courage stand in the way of saying you're sorry to people you may have offended.