Some people see the glass half full. Others see it half empty. I see a glass that's twice as big as it needs to be.

Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?

I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older; then it dawned on me . . they’re cramming for their final exam.

I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered, what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks?

Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.

Some people have no idea what they're doing, and a lot of them are really good at it.

All the media and the politicians ever talk about is things that separate us, things that make us different from one another

Don’t just teach your children to read… Teach them to question what they read. Teach them to question everything.

In America, anyone can become president. That's the problem.

Those who dance are considered insane by those who cannot hear the music.

There is a planet named Pluto, but we don't have one named Goofy. Goofy would be a good name for this planet. It certainly qualifies.

Love was the most susceptible to random failure of all human enterprises.

The eyes can often lie, not see what is essential. But the heart, never.

There is only one history of any importance and it is the history of what you once believed in and the history of what you came to believe in.

Design and style should work toward making you look good and feel good without a lot of effort so you can get on with the things that matter.

It's always about wanting to one-up myself from the day before. There's never an absolute 100% perfect performance, but going out and striving for that perfect performance is what keeps me going.

I'm trying to simplify my life, I guess that's my latest project.

Like the Bible-a document that often contradicts itself and from which one can construct sharply different arguments-theology is the product of human hands and hearts.

When I despair, I remember that all through history the way of truth and love has always won.

I'm Jewish and I can sing and I'm alive.

To study music, we must learn the rules. To create music, we must break them.