Some people, they got housing loans, and I think they're responsible for taking a loan they didn't qualify for?

You, the actor, must be aware of when you're being funny, but the character you're playing should always be oblivious to the fact.

Nobody with a victim mentality will get anywhere. Ever. They will never succeed.

I feel lucky that I'm working at all. I don't take any job for granted. I enjoy this. It's all enjoyable for me. It's all part of it.

The problem with the economy isn't that people aren't paying their fair share of taxes.

I would love to have a part opposite a great actor - like, say, Pacino or De Niro or Hoffman. And to work with a top director. That's my dream.

My dad would always say, 'What can you do to make the world a better place?' Well, I can make people laugh.

If you build it, nerds will come.

I didn't take anything from anyone - first of all. Second of all, I opened a comedy club with money that I saved over 25 years. I created jobs.

Sometimes the best way to make 'em laugh is to show 'em how you honestly feel.

Apparently, I said what a lot of people are thinking and a lot of people have thanked me.

That's always at the heart and soul of Disney's features, the feeling of a family values.

Tenser, said the Tensor. Tension, apprehension, and dissension have begun.

I'm sorry I couldn't carry the ball over the finish line, but, man, I did try.

I went to a psychoanalyst. He explained things about my love life that I found very impressive... almost scary.

Coffee is a fleeting moment and a fragrance.

What do you tell a man with two black eyes? Nothing, he's already been told twice.

I never knew a man go for an honest day's walk for whatever distance, great or small, and not have his reward in the repossession of his soul.

The greatest explorer on this earth never takes voyages as long as those of the man who descends to the depth of his heart.

Hope encourages men to endure and attempt everything; in depriving them of it, or in making it too distant, you deprive them of their very soul.

To know is not less than to feel.