Some people think of the glass as half full. Some people think of the glass as half empty. I think of the glass as too big.

Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?

I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older; then it dawned on me . . they’re cramming for their final exam.

I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered, what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks?

Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.

Some people have no idea what they're doing, and a lot of them are really good at it.

All the media and the politicians ever talk about is things that separate us, things that make us different from one another

Don’t just teach your children to read… Teach them to question what they read. Teach them to question everything.

In America, anyone can become president. That's the problem.

Those who dance are considered insane by those who cannot hear the music.

There is a planet named Pluto, but we don't have one named Goofy. Goofy would be a good name for this planet. It certainly qualifies.

If you take society’s definition of knowing oneself, you will become lost in the many translations.

In an age of bombsguzzling blood, skylarks merge peacewith thought and action.

The Army War College has been a tradition in central Pennsylvania for years.

I hope people can stop believing everything politicians say about Mexico and the United States, and the problems that we share.

Active citizenship begins with an envisioning of the desired outcome and a conscious application of spiritual principles.

Easy comfort isn't comforting

You know some people say that you make watches or perfume bottles, it's all different things.

Learning a technique is not an end in itself, it merely indicates where you need to start.

Why don't you just ease up a little bit, just be professional. Maybe you're over-investing - maybe you're caring a little too much.

Every action in Nature is voided as it occurs, is repeated as it is voided, and is recorded as it is repeated.