Some people try to say I'm British by the way I'm speaking. But I think I'm more Canadian, because I speak really slow. Midwestern and Canadian.

While in a crowded underground carriage, scream 'It's happening again!

Only he [Gordon Gekko] is a lot smarter than [Donald] Trump.

I love to hate [Wall Street] it, and I like it. I love the fact that I hate it and like it at the same time. Plus, Gordon Gekko is now [Donald] Trump, isn't he?

I used to kiss things all the time. I would have to kiss everything, just about everything. The headboard on my bed, the steering wheel in my car. I think it was an OCD thing.

When we were touring with The Mighty Boosh, we went on a ghost tour of York. It was all about ghosts, and the tour guide was hilarious.

People think that I live in England and have a British accent.

I did pass the bar in Pennsylvania. I can practice Amish law. But it's long expired, my bar license.

I'm not like Madonna. I haven't changed my lilt in my voice.

I used to steal pens at the store. Back in the day when you would write checks, I would write a check and use the pen, and I would keep the pen.

I have terrible memory and really bad teeth as a result.

She wore far too much rouge last night and not quite enough clothes. That is always a sign of despair in a woman.

Liberty is my religion and Humans are my God.

I have always been quite good at falling in love, but I don’t pretend to know anything about literal happily ever afters.

The English have an extraordinary ability for flying into a great calm.

No, it's not dissatisfaction that inspires me to tinker with my songs, it's just restlessness.

All the heavenly Bodies, the Stars and Planets, are regulated with the utmost Wisdom! And can we suppose less Care to be taken in the Order of the moral than in the natural System?

I want to go down in history.

A love story - your own, or anyone else's - is interior, hidden. It can never be accurately reported, only imagined. It is all dreams and invention. It's guesswork.

It won't do you a bit of good to know everything if you don't do anything with it.

Grieving must be done in its own time. To deny the human reality that pain hurts only delays the process.