Some people you don't have to satirize, you just quote 'em.

A suffering world cries for mercy, as far as the eye can see. Lawyers around every bend in the road, lawyers in every tree.

Look em in the eye. Make a gesture of inclusion, which he did all the time. And above all, have a chorus. So I learned from Pete Seeger to have something for them to sing.

Our leaders are the finest men, that's whey we elect them again and again.

Chris Chandler reminds me of my own self way back when - listen to him Now!

Don't slay that potato, let us be merciful please.

As a school boy I played with a plastic grenade, it was grey and with caps, it was loaded. In the dirt we would cry and dramatically die, as it flew through the air and exploded.

In its power, clarity and shear beauty, Mack Bailey's voice reminds me of no one more than my friend, the late John Denver. I love to hear this man sing.

Dev-"Come in peace or leave in pieces

There is light in every soul.

I'm out, surrounded in dark. But in the distance there is a small glow, a tiny light. Suddenly I'm standing alone, the space starting to brighten as the light grows.

We found the future, like birds fly into windows.

I think Franklin Roosevelt was a lousy president. What he did- which is to impose this great nanny state on America- was a great mistake.

I believe in traditional marriage and I believe in the Defense of Marriage Act.

I have a cotillion event. Some yacht-club charity fundraiser thingy. Whitney is insisting, and Kit took her side.” Three wide smiles. “Oh shut up.

Nonviolent non-co-operators can only succeed when they have succeeded in attaining control over the hooligans of India.

More than one cigar at a time is excessive smoking.

Writing isn't something I do, writing is something that I am. I am writing - it's just an expression of me.