Some players need a boot up their backside. Other players need the arm

John Cross is feeling very boyish about Arsenal's chances

I don't want to stir up a can of worms.

Belgium's not a hotpot of international football

In the papers this morning: 'Police closing in on Ian Holloway.' Sorry, it's 'Palace closing in on Ian Holloway.'

The man is United - cut him and he bleeds red

Levante have gone fourth in Serie A. If anyone can tell me what part of Italy Levante is in, please call. I've no idea

I'm not going to single individuals out but Yakubu has missed loads of great chances

I have seen players sent off for far worse offences than that.

I've got my doubts, there's no doubt about it

Scotland have this habit of kicking themselves in the foot

Go boldly and honestly through the world. Learn to love the fact that there is nobody else quite like you.

I just found this world a hard place to be good in, ’ says Bunny, then he closes his eyes and, with an expiration of breath, goes still.

It's amazing how once the mind is free of emotional pollution, logic and clarity emerge.

I asked Elsie how much food they needed from outside the community. 'Flour and sugar, ' she said, and then thought a bit. 'Sometimes we'll buy pretzels as a spl

Courage is the goal of cowards.

He that composes himself is wiser than he that composes a book.

Expectations are just disappointments waiting to happen.

A year ago, my approval rating was in the 30s, my nominee for the supreme court had just withdrawn, and my vice president had shot someone. Ah, those were the good old days.

The smell of money is good, come whence it may. [Alluding to Vespasian's tax on ordure.]

Death is not a foe, but an inevitable adventure.