Some sad news from Australia... the inventor of the boomerang grenade died today.

Thanksgiving is an emotional holiday. People travel thousands of miles to be with people they only see once a year. And then discover once a year is way too often.

When a comic becomes enamored with his own views and foists them off on the public in a polemic way, he loses not only his sense of humor but his value as a humorist.

Married men live longer than single men. But married men are a lot more willing to die.

Talent alone won't make you a success. Neither will being in the right place at the right time, unless you are ready. The most important question is: 'Are your ready?'

Never use a big word when a little filthy one will do.

Democracy is buying a big house you can't afford with money you don't have to impress people you wish were dead.

Mail your packages early so the post office can lose them in time for Christmas.

Happiness is having a rare steak, a bottle of whiskey, and a dog to eat the rare steak.

If variety is the spice of life, marriage is the big can of leftover Spam.

Never ask your wife if she still hears from her old pimp.

If you make your own path in this thing we call life, you will forever know that it was yours and not someone else's.

What spirit is so empty and blind, that it cannot recognize the fact that the foot is more noble than the shoe, and skin more beautiful than the garment with which it is clothed?

Her smile was like a swift light passing across a darkened room.("Hair")

It's not the game, Zee. It's the fame. Everyone wants to be affiliated with a winner.

A part of my kind of design and inspiration ethos is that I carry around a leather notebook and I sketch in it, doodle in it, write notes in it, and I put pictures in it.

With increasing frequency and growing vehemence, you hear people saying they are ashamed to be Australians.

Rather than having small smart tricks to get by, focus on holding on and persevering.

Freud ... showed us that poetry is indigenous to the very constitution of the mind ; he saw the mind as being, in the greater part of its tendency, exactly a poetry-making faculty.

Leadership without mutual trust is a contradiction in terms.

In employing fiction to make truth clear and goodness attractive, we are only following the example which every Christian ought to propose to himself.