Some sarcasm is best told simply. Some humor is best told big and some is best told small.

Life is too short to worry about what others say about you. Have fun and give them something to talk about.

If you give up at the first sign of struggle, you're really not ready to be successful.

My goals are so high that I don't have time to relax, in any way shape or form.

The only time you should look back in life, is to see how far you have come.

Relationships are like farting, If you push too hard things could get messy real fast.

The day Rick Ross dives into the crowd, is the day we find out who his true fans are.

The best feeling in the world is seeing the benefits and rewards of hard work.

I think if someone gets kicked in the face it is their fault- they watched the foot come towards their face.

People who eat with their mouth open should be punched in the face.

Laughter heals all wounds, and that's one thing that everybody shares. No matter what you're going through, it makes you forget about your problems. I think the world should keep laughing.

A man is nothing more than the things he does to get what he wants.

Let us have faith that right makes might and in that faith let us to the end dare to do our duty as we understand it.

I believe in collaboration. I think that is the most entertaining and effective way to write for me, personally.

When the world is ruled according to the Way, the ghosts lose their power. The ghosts do not really lose their power, but it is not used to harm people.

You can never be too far away from a disaster, because there is no disaster-free zone in this entire universe!

Still I rise Still I fight Still I might crack a smile Keep my eyes on the prize See my haters tell em hi

The wit of a graduate student is like champagne. Canadian champagne.

Confidence is the best accessory. It can make or break an outfit.

Let him who would move and convince others, be first moved and convinced himself.

I glance at Tris. She grins at me, then leans in to whisper something to Christina. "Are you here to help or what, Stiff?" I say.