Some say that he has no understanding of clouds, and that his ear wax tastes like Turkish Delight. All we know is he’s called the Stig.

Speed has never killed anyone. Suddenly becoming stationary, that's what gets you.

Multi-tasking is the ability to screw everything up simultaneously.

I'm sorry, but having an Aston Martin DB9 on the drive and not driving it is a bit like having Keira Knightley in your bed and sleeping on the couch.

Change gear, change gear, check mirror, murder a prostitute, change gear, change gear, murder. That's a lot of effort in a day.

A turbo: exhaust gasses go into the turbocharger and spin it, witchcraft happens and you go faster.

Being smarter than you look is better than looking smarter than you are.

I started to realise that being impolite saves an awful lot of time and costs you nothing.

Speed focuses the mind. It cuts through the fog of drab everyday living and keeps us on our toes. Speed works. Speed saves lives. Speed is good. And we should have more of it, not less.

This car is more fun than the entire French air force crashing into a firework factory.

We all know that small cars are good for us. But so is cod liver oil. And jogging.

But for us the road unfurls itself, we don't stop walking, we know there is far to go.

Let it go with love to let it be yours forever.

Corruption, the greatest single bane of our society today.

I am a beau in nothing but my books.

I'm definitely a guitar player, but it's the last thing I listen to in a song, after the singer and the drums.

My attitudes have changed, but somebody would have to read all my books to find out how they have

Neither a garden nor a gardener can be made in one year, nor in one generation even.

Go at life with abandon; give it all you've got. And life will give all it has to you.

My problem with the search for the badge of real is that it trades your goals and your happiness for someone else's.

He who fails to plan is planning to fail.