Some say that true love is a mirage; seek it anyway, for all else is surely desert.

Enjoy the little things, for one day you may look back and realize they were the big things.

Cherish the friend who tells you a harsh truth, wanting ten times more to tell you a loving lie.

You can spend too much time wondering which of identical twins is the more alike.

What greater blessing to give thanks for at a family gathering than the family and the gathering.

Ever wonder what crime you committed that you are confined to a small enclosure above your sinuses, under permanent skull arrest?

If minutes were kept of a family gathering, they would show that "Members not Present" and "Subjects Discussed" were one and the same.

It finally happened. I got the GPS lady so confused, she said, "In one-quarter mile, make a legal stop and ask directions.

For the most part, we carnivores do not eat other carnivores. We prefer to eat our vegetarian friends.

On a windswept hill by a billowing sea, my destiny sits and waits for me.

It is not that love is blind. It is that love sees with a painter's eye, finding the essence that renders all else background.

Change comes about when you become what you are, not when you try to become what you are not.

War is an ugly thing, but not the ugliest of things. The decayed and degraded state of moral and patriotic feeling which thinks that nothing is worth war is much worse.

But nature did not deem it her business to make the discovery of her laws easy for us.

If you can’t advertise yourself, what hope do you have of advertising anything else?

The Spirit power begins in directing the Animal power to other than egoistic ends.

If it wasn't for me, I'd do brilliantly.

My only regret in life is that I didn't spend as much time with my kids as I now wish I had.

I love giving people advice on what to do with their books, but I don't really know how a Kindle Single gets covered.

Don't ever let someone tell you, you can't do something. Not even me. You got a dream, you got to protect it.

Beginnings are easy, the thing is to finish the race