Some taxpayers close their eyes, some stop their ears, some shut their mouths, but all pay through the nose.

Zoo: An excellent place to study the habits of human beings.

Success is the good fortune that comes from aspiration, desperation, perspiration,and inspiration.

All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy - and Jill a wealthy widow.

The mint makes it first, it is up to you to make it last.

America believes in education: the average professor earns more money in a year than a professional athlete earns in a whole week.

Anger is the feeling that makes your mouth work faster than your mind.

This may be the age of automation, but love is still being made by hand.

Statistics: The only science that enables different experts using the same figures to draw different conclusions.

Nothing ages your car as much as the sight of your neighbor's new one.

Family: A social unit where the father is concerned with parking space, the children with outer space, and the mother with closet space.

Your beauty isn't in your laughter. It's in your soul.

Lie still, lie still, my breaking heart; My silent heart, lie still and break: Life, and the world, and mine own self, are changed For a dream's sake.

Many people would be surprised that, in fact, I'm quite shy.

When you play a character, you bring yourself into the character. You get a chance to shine and show your translation for the character and her state of mind.

All of my jokes were about not being able to meet anybody. I didn't have any insight into anything - even my own insecurities.

Why is everything always my decision?" I asked. Because you will not tolerate anything else." Oh, I remembered now. "Great", I whispered. - Anita to Jean-Claude

In Britain, everything is policed except crime.

Professional football is the most violent thing your eyes have ever seen.

Basic problem is that all models are wrong - not got enough middle and low level clouds.

I've won my last four matches by knockout. Out of 30 fights, I've won more than 20 by knockout. I think that a ballet dancer wouldn't win by knockout.