Some things are sacred. Until you act like they're not. Then you lose them

Valhalla on the right. Paradise regained on the left. Stuck between a Godiva truffle and a chocolate eclair. Between a rock and a very hard place. Two very hard places from the looks of it.

I'm sorry your pretty little world got all screwed up, but everybody's does, and you go on. It's how you go on that defines you.

Oh, drop the act, Tinkerbell, and get rid of my problem. Then we’ll talk.

That part of his body was simply uncontrollable, apparently functioning in accordance to a single law of nature: She existed--he got a hard-on.

There should be a vaccine against Adam Black. And all women should be given it at birth.

Some people bring out the worst in you, others bring out the best, and then there are those remarkably rare, addictive ones who just bring out the most. Of everything.

Life's a choice: you can live in black and white, or you can live in colour. I'll take every shade of the rainbow and the gazillion in between!

It's often only in the lies we refuse to speak that any truth can be heard at all.

Nobody looks good in their darkest hours. But it's those hours that make us what we are.

The most confused we ever get is when we're trying to convince our heads of something our heart knows is a lie.

We are all a slave to our passions

You can only chase a butterfly for so long.

When you stop playing for a while, people tend to forget about you.

When you make the finding yourself - even if you're the last person on Earth to see the light - you'll never forget it.

There is an awful warmth about my heart like a load of immortality.

Everything human is pathetic

A victim to certain obscure forms of gout, he was in character neither stupid, nor inhuman, but he suffered from the usual drawbacks of his class, - too much money, and too few ideas.

Too many are focused on rewriting the past, invent the future!

There are some who praise a man free from disease; to me no man who is poor seems free from disease but to be constantly sick.

I don't think you should criticize people's music because maybe it just isn't for you.