Some things in life are not pleasant but they have to be done. For instance, German and maths.

Your soul shines through even if you haven't got mascara on

When girls walk home we put on lippy and makeup. We chat. Sometimes we pretend to be hunchbacks. But that is it. Perfectly normal behavior.

Jas, you are three hundred miles away. You would have to have nunga-nungas the size of France for Jock to be able to rest his hand on them.

A nod is as good as a wink to a blind badger.

I will not have him in my brain;there is no room for anyone else in the cakeshop of agony. it's crowded enough in there already.

I've never had anyone say they love me before. Libby lobes me, that is true, but there is something a bit menacing about the way she says it.

What in the name of Hitler's panties and matching bra set was she talking about?

He who laughs last laughs the laughiest.

Dad has brought me a cup of tea in bed this morning! I said, 'Vati, why are you waking me up in the middle of the night? Are you on fire?

Mum said, "It is the thought that counts." And I said, "I know, which is why I am ringing the authorities right now. Anyone who thinks like she does should be locked up out of harm's way.

Zaphod felt he was teetering on the edge of madness and wondered if he shouldn't just jump over and have done with it.

If you make history with God, He'll make history with you

No one party can fool all of the people all of the time; that's why we have two parties

Son, what kind of pitch would you like to miss?

Buzz so big I could probably sell a blank disc.

That familiar conviction that life was beginning over again with the summer.

The possibilities are numerous once we decide to act and not react.

Anytime four New Yorkers get into a cab together without arguing, a bank robbery has just taken place.

Nothing is difficult for the humble.

There hasn't been anybody else write a Constitution like Madison. There just hasn't been, because that person hasn't existed anywhere but here.