Some things were secret even after you told them.

Nothing lasted forever. Not peace. Not war. Nothing.

Because we can't just blow up enough things that this becomes a good situation.

God save us all from good-looking men.

But we don’t run on facts. We run on stories about things. About people.

One only knows the sins of democracy against virtue when one is worthy enough to suffer from them.

I think a lot of times we don't pay enough attention to people with a positive attitude because we assume they are naive or stupid or unschooled.

I wonder who's kissing her now, Wonder who's teaching her how.

Freindships multiply joys and divide griefs

Eating people is wrong...

Critics, mathematicians, scientists and busybodies want to classify everything, marking the boundaries and limits... In art, there is room for all possibilities.

In a way that somebody else converts to Judaism or becomes a Hare Krishna, I belong to the church of fried chicken.

I'm starting to like muggers more than congressmen. At least the muggers don't claim they're doing you a favor.

Don’t do it because it’s your job, do it because you can.

I am terrible with examples. I can never think of them when anybody asks for an example.