Some women are just better at knowing what they want, which saves them the trouble of wasting too much time on the wrong guy.

It should never be your job to pick up the pieces of a broken man or to housebreak one. There are far better things you can do with your time.

She stole my first kiss, first love and all those first things, which are remembered just because they’ve never been before

Everyone‟s got a story and everyone thinks theirs is worth telling and worth listening to.

Each of us has the ability to invent

Hard work should be rewarded by good food.

With me, what you see is what you get. I try to treat everyone with respect.

Four days alone with nothing. Emerge empowered. The first human face you see will knock you back 50%.

Bombing teaches you how badly you want to become a comedian. Because unless it's a burning desire, you'll quit when the consistent bombing becomes too much to take.

Before enlightenment; chop wood, carry water. After enlightenment; chop wood, carry water.

Writing keeps me from believing everything I read.

Before the bud swells, before the grass springs, before the plough is started, comes the sugar harvest. It is sequel of the bitter frost; a sap run is the sweet goodbye of winter.

How you play, is how you'll be remembered. Go Hard, follow your heart or be forgotten.

Make us enemies of every people on earth, but save us from civil war.