Some women want the strong silent type, so they can tell him to shut up and rearrange the furniture.

Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys.

There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL convertible.

Mercedes Benz : A mechanical device that increases sexual arousal in women.

Tabasco sauce is to bachelor cooking what forgiveness is to sin.

A firm, hearty handshake gives a good first impression, and you'll never be forgiven if you don't live up to it.

At the core of liberalism is the spoiled child — miserable, as all spoiled children are, unsatisfied, demanding, ill-disciplined, despotic and useless. Liberalism is a philosophy of sniveling brats.

There's a whiff of the lynch mob or the lemming migration about any overlarge concentration of like-thinking individuals, no matter how virtuous their cause.

Even very young children need to be informed about dying. Explain the concept of death very carefully to your child. This will make threatening him with it much more effective.

Watching Republicans in Washington is like watching lemmings, if lemmings jumped into cesspools instead of off cliffs. Splash! There goes Mark Foley!

Authority has always attracted the lowest elements in the human race

Being extra nice to someone can be a form of manipulation--kindness is an exercise of power in its own right.

I don't want to say that most rock bands live these formulaic biography existences - but they kinda do. There's always a divorce. There's always an OD. There's always a bad business manager.

Wars in old times were made to get slaves. The modern implement of imposing slavery is debt.

Most directors have one masterpiece by which they are known. Kurosawa has at least eight or nine.

Global crude oil demand is increasing, particularly in places like China

There's a Viper in Mizville!

I like to express myself creatively and it doesn't matter the medium. Whatever medium I choose at that moment, whatever works the best.

Armor is heavy, yet it is a proud burden, and a man standeth straight in it.

Love is merely a madness, and, I tell you, deserves as well a dark house and a whip as madmen do.

Artists are going to be the metronome of this society.