Somebody approached me about writing a biography on me, I told them they were too late.

I was mad when I heard The Amazing Race wasn't about white people.

I was kosher until I had my Bar Mitzvah, and I parlayed officially becoming a man into telling my father I wanted to eat cheeseburgers.

I once fisted two babies and then used the corpses as boxing gloves to fight off the grieving parents.

It's all about being a part of something in the community, socializing with people who share interests and coming together to help improve the world we live in.

In New York, we tip everyone. We tip doormen, we tip cab drivers, and we tip bartenders at the bar. You'll get quite an evil eye if you don't leave a tip at the bar.

I like hot dogs. I like eggplant. I like pizza and creamed corn and beer. But I don't like Arabs.

The best way to travel abroad is to live with the locals.

I don't mind it if blacks want equal rights, as long as they mean rights equal to a dog

It turns out Superman is weak to Kryptonite and horses.

Women have the right to choose what do with their own bodies. They can take it in the cooch or in the pooper. But that's where their right to choose stops, in my opinion.

Sooner or later, even the sharpest pain became flattened.

Ronald Reagan believes in the free market like some people believe in unicorns.

Mmmm! Lunch and no cleanup! Can life get better? I submit that it can NOT!

You're an angel", Luce said, "I'm in love with an angel".

When I'm under the gun and I've got pressure on me, I don't panic. I look for the right solution, and then I go for it.

Many of us struggle with ideas that come to our head from our self-identification.

Any situation in which some men prevent others from engaging in the process of inquiry is one of violence;… to alienate humans from their own decision making is to change them into objects.

If you can't play all the instruments in the orchestra of story, no matter what music may be in your imagination, you're condemned to hum the same old tune.

There is only the here and now. The past is gone, forgotten.

Most of the stuff I've read about me has been true.