Somebody call Janet Reno - I think I just saw Donato dragging Doug Flutie into a locker room closet!

Here in Hollywood you can actually get a marriage license printed on an Etch-A-Sketch.

The radical right is so homophobic that they're blaming global warming on the AIDS quilt.

Washington, DC is to lying what Wisconsin is to cheese.

The easiest job in the world has to be coroner. Surgery on dead people. What's the worst thing that could happen? If everything went wrong, maybe you'd get a pulse.

We need anything politically important rationed out like Pez: small, sweet, and coming out of a funny, plastic head.

You've got bad eating habits if you use a grocery cart in 7-Eleven.

Maybe democrats will eventually turn on Obamacare when they realize you might need a photo I.D. to participate in the program.

Xenophobia doesn't benefit anybody unless you're playing high-stakes Scrabble.

There is a chalk outline slowly being drawn around common sense and most people can't identify the victim.

It's foolish to be prejudiced. There are so many reasons to hate people on an individual basis.

Max, you cannot stay in the background forever. It is time to stand out in front. You have all that you need.” Analea

Love is more pleasant than marriage for the same reason that novels are more amusing than history.

We're never trying to manipulate and mess with... When you finish the movie, you hope you did a good job but you never know.

We don't just want what we want because we want it; we want what we want because that's what we've learned to want.

Happy man, happy dole.

My inspiration is life. My family, my friends, travelling, books, music, love, food, fashion. What inspires you?

Always assume that a lucky hit will not be repeated.

Sometimes, it is not the kings and queen who make for the most fascinating history but the shadowy souls who happen to be in the right place at the right time.

Some people try to say I'm British by the way I'm speaking. But I think I'm more Canadian, because I speak really slow. Midwestern and Canadian.

I'm just kind of a hippie. Age is not that relevant to the music.