Somebody has to be sane during regular business hours, and it's not going to be me, missy.

You can't fix stupid, but you can numb it was a 2 by 4.--T-SHIRT

I stop fighting my inner demons. We're on the same side now. T-shirt

We're like the Three Musketeers, searching for truth and justice and the American way.: Glitch snorted. "More like the Three Blind Mice, stumbling around trying to find a hunk of cheese in the dark.

I went down like a drunken cowgirl trying to line dance to Metallica.

There is a great need for a sarcasm font.

Reyes Farrow. Because perfection is a dirty job, but someone has to do it.

I totally should've gone to Hogwarts when I had the chance.

I lowered the gun but didn’t holster it. Not just yet. She could turn out to be psychotic. Or a door-to-door salesperson.

I meant to behave. There were just too many other options.--T-SHIRT

Chocolate and coffee ? Together ? Whoever came up with that combination should have won a Nobel Peace Prize. Or at least a subscription to Reader's Digest.

Dear Lord please show me what really matters so that I may be able to determine what is distraction and God's direction in my life.

True pain teaches us to grow. You aren't finished yet. Dylan needs you.

When I was willing to let go of what I wanted, I received what was truly mine. I’ve realized that the latter is always the greater gift.

I was taken in by what might be called the Hard Times version of the Communists' advertising or recruiting technique.

We live in a time when there is an abundance of ways we can express ourselves.

Soccer is simple, but it is difficult to play simple.

Republican comes in the dictionary just after reptile and just above repugnant.

Two scoops of crazy with a side of coo coo ca choo

Woman is more impressionable than man. Therefore in the Golden Age they were better than men. Now they are worse.

Never have I had such assistants to disrobe me, and never have I put off my clothes before such a company