Somebody is always doing something that somebody else said couldn't be done.

Zoo: An excellent place to study the habits of human beings.

Success is the good fortune that comes from aspiration, desperation, perspiration,and inspiration.

All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy - and Jill a wealthy widow.

The mint makes it first, it is up to you to make it last.

America believes in education: the average professor earns more money in a year than a professional athlete earns in a whole week.

Anger is the feeling that makes your mouth work faster than your mind.

This may be the age of automation, but love is still being made by hand.

Statistics: The only science that enables different experts using the same figures to draw different conclusions.

Nothing ages your car as much as the sight of your neighbor's new one.

Family: A social unit where the father is concerned with parking space, the children with outer space, and the mother with closet space.

You're so blantantly attracted to me, it's hard not to tease you

A creative man is motivated by the desire to achieve, not by the desire to beat others.

I have to re-create the universe every morning when I wake up, and kill it in the evening.

Why hate someone for the color of their skin when there are much better reasons to hate them?

The real cause of personal existence is not the favor of the Almighty, but the sexual love of one's earthly parents.

The 80/20 Principle, like the truth, can make you free. You can work less. At the same time, you can earn more and enjoy more. The only price is that you need to do some serious 80/20 thinking.

The whip degrades; a severe father teaches his children to dissemble; their love is pretense, and their obedience a species of self-defense. Fear is the father of lies.

But you don’t have to give everyone the benefit of the doubt.” “You don’t have to assume the worst about everyone, either. The world isn’t always out to get you.

The dead won’t hurt you, Shahara. Only the living can do that. (Syn)

Every man is a book in which God himself writes.