Somebody was using the pencil.

Of course I talk to myself. I like a good speaker, and I appreciate an intelligent audience.

The first thing I do in the morning is brush my teeth and sharpen my tongue.

The only dependable law of life - everything is always worse than you thought it was going to be.

Creativity is a wild mind and a disciplined eye.

I like to have a martini/Two at the very most/After three I'm under the table/After four I'm under my host.

Time may be a great healer, but it's a lousy beautician.

Men seldom make passes at girls who wear glasses.

If you want to know what God thinks about money, just look at the people He gives it to.

Never throw mud: you can miss the target, but your hands will remain dirty.

Years are only garments, and you either wear them with style all your life, or else you go dowdy to the grave.

You couldnt erase everything that caused you pain with recollection.Every memory was valuable

Soap and water and common sense are the best disinfectants.

When consumers purchase a Toyota, they are not simply purchasing a car, truck or van. They are placing their trust in our company.

It's nice, I think, when people use your music for things you didn't think of.

You don't see too many atheists on the deathbed. They all start cramming then.

We're afraid to move on, that's why there's so much nostalgia on the internet... 'cause we don't wanna look forward, that's scary.

I'm an independent type. No one tells me what to do.

Total ghettoization, because they were in charge of public housing, the local council, and they deliberately located people in a ghetto situation in order to ensure that they maintained control.

People drain me, even the closest of friends, and I find loneliness to be the best state in the union to live in.

A churlish courtesy rarely comes but either for gain or falsehood.