Someday I'll design a typeface without a K in it, and then let's see the bastards misspell my name.

Of all the achievements of the human mind, the birth of the alphabet is the most momentous.

Anyone that would letterspace blackletter would steal sheep.

All the old fellows stole our best ideas.

Men who would letterspace lower case would shag sheep.

Be regular and orderly in your life like a bourgeois, so that you may be violent and original in your work.

If a woman cannot make her mistakes charming, she is only a female.

Vaccination is the medical sacrament corresponding to baptism. Whether it is or is not more efficacious I do not know.

Music and culture are intrinsically improvisational, existential.

Travel is impossible, but daydreaming about travel is easy.

Nothing I did where the only reason for doing it was the money was ever worth it, except as bitter experience.

Young men want to be faithful, and are not. Old men want to be faithless, and cannot.

I look back on the time I've wasted, and I'm just glad I wasted it while I still had the chance.

Nothing else is alright. But we are. -Tobias

Haste is needful in a desperate case.