Someday" is a disease that will take your dreams to the grave with you.

People will choose unhappiness over uncertainty.

Sports just happen to be excellent for avoiding foreign-language stage fright and developing lasting friendships while still sounding like Tarzan.

Someday” is a disease that will take your dreams to the grave with you.

People don't like to wait for words, they want the words to wait for them.

You can take the woman outta the trash, but you can't take the trash out a the woman.

It was a woman who drove me to drink. Come to think of it, I never did hang around to thank her for that. 'Hey lady! Do I look all blurry to you? 'Cause you look blurry to me!'

There is no glory in battle worth the blood it costs.

I wasn't necessarily looking to do comedy on TV, but I don't think it's an accident that I ended up on 'Community.'

To have a purpose that is worthwhile, and that is steadily being accomplished, that is one of the secrets of life that is worth living.

The great recipe for success is to work, and always work.

In the New Year, you carry all the experiences of the past years and that is the greatest power of every New Year! This year again, you are less student and more master!

Paste may be the last great American music magazine left.

My writing is a picture of the mind moving.