Someday, the Chicago Cubs are going to be in the World Series...

Hello again, everybody... It's a bee-yoo-tiful day for baseball.

Booze, broads and bullshit. If you got all that, what else do you need?

What does a mama bear on the pill have in common with the World Series? No cubs.

It could be, it might be... It is, A home run!

I knew the profanity used up and down my street would not go over the air... So I trained myself to say 'Holy Cow' instead.

Aw, how could he Jorge Orta lose the ball in the sun, he's from Mexico.

I don't know what the big deal about Cracker Jack is. Did you ever go buy a pack of Cracker Jack, thinking you'd get a prize and find no prize in the box? (pause) Here's the pitch.

Everything good that has happened to me has happened as a direct result of something bad.

I'll tell you what's helped me my entire life. I look at baseball as a game. It's something where people can go out, enjoy and have fun. Nothing more.

Scott Bullett, as he takes left field, is getting congratulations from everybody. He and his daughter are parents of a new baby.

Tous mes anciens amours vont me revenir.'- All my old loves will be returned to me

Could it be that God is so intensely personal that He would burn down your world in hopes of building it back?

I enjoy the press. I understand their business.

Every time we choose courage, we make everyone around us a little better and the world a little braver. And our world could stand to be a little kinder and braver.

There is not wrong, there is no right, and I will sleep very well tonight.

The worst things in life comes free to us

I do not stand on protocol. If you just call me Excellency, it will be okay.

In the end they'll judge me anyway, so whatever.

Keep working. Don't wait for inspiration. Work inspires inspiration. Keep working.

If you can remember anything about the sixties, you weren't really there.