Someone asked me, if I were stranded on a desert island what book would I bring... 'How to Build a Boat.'

The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese

You can't have everything. Where would you put it?

To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.

If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?

I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.

A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths.

If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes?

The other night I was lying in bed, looking up at the stars, and I wondered, 'Where the hell is my roof?

If a man says something in the woods and there are no women there, is he still wrong?

Right now I’m having amnesia and déjà vu at the same time. I think I’ve forgotten this before.

He who is happy in his hut is better than he who is miserable in his palace.

In terms of idols which represented various gods: worshipping an idol or star cluster is no different than worshipping a concept.

be a dog, be a jerk, be a devil, be a worst imaginable creature, but never be a good man, for being civilized in chaos is itself a chaos.

You don't know what will happen from one minute to the next.

Home is really where education does begin.

It was a Roman who said it was sweet to die for one's country. The Greeks never said it was sweet to die for anything. They had no vital lies.

A long novitiate of acquaintance should precede the vows of friendship.

The cross is the surest, truest and deepest window on the very heart and character of the living and loving God.

I have seen people wanting to devote their time & energy to nation building. All they need is an opportunity. 'MyGov' is that opportunity!

You think, 'Here's something I can hold on to,' but it always slips away.