Someone has said that life itself is a party: you join after it's started and you leave before it's finished.

Laugh at yourself first, before anyone else can.

Nothing spoils a good party like a genius.

Bores put you in a mental cemetery while you are still walking.

The cocktail party is easily the worst invention since castor oil

Serve the dinner backward, do anything - but for goodness sake, do something weird.

I make enemies deliberately. They are the sauce piquante to my dish of life.

Keep your talent in the dark and you'll never be insulted.

Good manners - the longer I live the more convinced I am of it - are a priceless insurance against failure and loneliness. And anyone can have them.

Under pressure, people admit to murder, setting fire to the village church or robbing a bank, but never to being bores.

Intolerance of mediocrity has been the main prop of my independence.

A dream is a seed.Vision plants it.Imagination nurtures growth.Opportunities create blooms.Thoughts become things!

Collaboration is key, it takes innovation and creativity to the next room.

If you appreciate, you will appreciate.

Does anyone act more like an overserious senior citizen with time running out on their chance for immortality than someone in their twenties?

You can't forgive your captor and simultaneously be upset at your place in society.

Puerto Rico was the Republic of Texas on jet-fuel testosterone and psychedelic estrogen.

Nothing comes so naturally to a human being as anxiety and worry.

The idea of doing stand-up is terrifying to me.

It's gotten to the point where if I throw a cookie in the garbage, I have to douse it in Cascade. Otherwise, why wouldn't I take it out and eat it?

With every step I took away from her, the movement at my heart and between my legs grew more defined: I felt like a ventriloquist, locking his protesting dolls in to a trunk.