Someone has said the best nursing home is the U.S. Senate.

Sending money to Washington to have it administered and sent back is like getting a blood transfusion from your right arm to your left arm with a leaky valve.

You remind me of Hubert Humphrey. You talk too much

Jesse Jackson has to get back to "I am somebody" instead of "I am some color."

[Mondale] was not born; he was appointed.

Iraq was invaded to secure Israel and everybody knows it.

My good friend Walter Mondale is a good lapdog. He'll give them [special interest groups] everything they want. He'll lick every hand.

Glenn must think he's still in space. He's orbiting the issues faster than he orbited earth.

Think, Believe, Dream, and Dare.

There was no justice in rebellion. This Javert had come to believe after seeing Marseille fall headfirst into the abyss of the revolution.

No amount of advertising can repair the damage done by failing to properly address a customer's concern.

If you start sweet, then you've got somewhere to go.

The really faithful lover of learning holds fast to the Good Way till death.

Marriage is the beginning and pinnacle of civilization.

Leap out of the frying pan into the fire.

When contemplated in its extreme, almost any power looks dangerous.

Only when you stop doing what doesn't work, can things get better.

Absurdities die of self-strangulation.