Someone left the cake out in the rain. I don't think that I can take it, cause it took so long to bake it, and I'll never have that recipe again. Oh, no.

I often sit back and think, I wish I'd done that, and find out later that I already have.

Ghosts, like ladies, never speak till spoke to.

I formed a new group called Alcoholics-Unanimous. If you don't feel like a drink, you ring another member and he comes over to persuade you.

I swim in a pool of my own neurosis. I carry love, grief deeply, like an Irishman.

I don't drink because I have problems or I want to escape. I just love drinking and being drunk.

LOL has turned into something you type when you have nothing better to add into a conversation.

When a man sees his end, he wants to know there was some purpose to his life.

I turned Hamlet down because it was going to take up too much of my drinking time.

There was a dream that was Rome. You could only whisper it. Anything more than a whisper and it would vanish, it was so fragile.

Probably the most distinctive characteristic of the successful politician is selective cowardice.

Just think life's too short to get hung up on maybes.

To be alive is to totally and openly participate in the simplicity and elegance of here and now.

I'm very happy in my law practice and my security firm.

Originality houses many rooms, and the views from the windows are all different.

It was a high counsel that I once heard given to a young person, - always do what you are afraid to do.

I want you to be supervised, all day every day, by people who forgive your errors and believe in your destiny.

We find or invent the cleverest means of attributing our sins to anything or anyone outside of ourselves.

You are already perfect, only you don't know it. Learn to know yourself and you will discover wonders.

Don't fear the unknown. Embrace the opportunity. Failure is not permanent it is the essence of learning.

One can begin a picture and carry it through and stop it and do nothing about the title at all.