Someone needs to talk sense to the president. But these people are not world travelers. This president, much as I like him, had all the opportunities in the world.

The difference between me and them is that I'll look at Jesse Jackson and I'll see four Jesse Jacksons, and they'll just see one, the clown ambulance chaser.

Once it was suggested that Saddam Hussein might give his weaponry to terrorists, or might use weapons himself in the region, then it became hard for the Democrats to say, 'Well, that can't happen.'

I'm so glad we had that storm last week.

Five years from now, 10 years from now, there's going to be a huge Islamic population in the world, they're going to be nationalistic, they're going to be religious, and they're going to be militant.

Toastmasters changed my life. They really did. Put me on the stage. I don’t know what I would have done without that positive boost.

The president of the United States, whoever it is, deserves a certain level of reverence and respect just because of the office he holds.

I know one thing: There are a billion Islamic people in the world today, and there will be about 2 billion by the time we're dead. They're not going to give up their religion.

Everything he's done is clean as a whistle. He's never not only broken any law, he's never done anything wrong.

And then there's Israel - a lot of people support Israel, and it's important to Israel to take out Iraq. So it's all mixed together. It's a combination of motives.

I'm not just gonna go after the black Jesse Jackson they all want to make fun of, but I know the wrong people are gonna laugh at that. I don't want to play to that crowd. I don't.

If you try to hold people to your standard of conduct you will go mad with disappointment and grief.

Maybe he was going to hell. Except, he could’ve sworn that was where he’d been the past ten years.

The reason I exercise is for the quality of life I enjoy.

We live in a time where there's an alienation factor. There's a certain disconnection. We don't have any real sense of community anymore.

I knew a transsexual guy whose only ambition is to eat, drink, and be Mary.

The secret of life is balance, and the absence of balance is life's destruction.

Is there a thinker apart from thought?

When the truly great people discover that they have been deceived by the signposts along the road of life, they just shift gears and keep going.

Where evil habits are once settled, they are more easily broken than mended.

I'd always thought Cage's 'Root of an Unfocus' would be great in a movie.