Someone once asked me what I want on my epitaph when I pass away. Just the words 'I tried.' That's what this game of life is all about. Trying. There's the tryers, the criers, and the liars.

I keep going because if you stop, you stop. Why retire? Inspire.

You always pass failure on the way to success.

Dont retire - inspire...Theres a lot to be done

Always get married in the morning. That way if it doesn't work out, you haven't wasted the whole day.

Look, I come from vaudeville, I come from burlesque, I come from heartaches, I come from sadness, I come from gladness, I come from work and sweat and respect for the craft.

I hear Jerry Falwell every Sunday here talking about the devil and Hollywood. . . . I'm gonna write him a letter. Hollywood wasn't built on filth and dirt - it was built on talent.

I don't regret anything I've ever done. I only wish I could have done more.

Life is an infiltration course. We all try and get through it. We all try and get through it unscathed - maybe not hurt, not bruised. No bones broken, maybe a few hearts here and there.

And that's the way I have always lived, for the laughs – today. N-O-W. No Other Way.

A lot of people have asked me how short I am. Since my last divorce, I think I'm about $100,000 short.

We have all experience times of despair and fear. But it is better to live with hope and faith.

What is there in our nature that is for ever urging us on towards pain and misery?

Sometimes people have been stepping so long, they have forgotten what it's like to be stepped on.

Agile Project Management -like its lean development counterparts- streamlines the development process, concentrating on value-adding activities and eliminating overhead and compliance activities.

I do not believe that defending traditional marriage between one man and one woman excludes anybody or usurps anybody's civil rights and denies anybody their civil rights.

The same big TV antenna dwarfed each roof, as though life here could only be bearable if lived elsewhere in the imagination.

It gave me strength and toughness because I had to face reality, no matter how uncomfortable or painful it was.

If you don't have some self doubts and fears when you pursue a dream, then you haven't dreamed big enough.

In my quiet, I was working something out.

There are far more good answers "out there" than there are in you.