Someone once said that two halves make a whole. And when two halves move in together, it makes a whole lot of stuff.

A squirrel is just a rat with a cuter outfit!

Being single used to mean that nobody wanted you. Now it means you're pretty sexy and you're taking your time deciding how you want your life to be and who you want to spend it with.

As we speed along this endless road to the destination called who we hope to be, I can't help but whine, 'Are we there yet?'.

I don't believe in email. I'm an old-fashioned girl. I prefer calling and hanging up.

Follow your instincts and do not let other people's opinion of you become your opinion of yourself.

It's like the riddle of the Sphinx... why are there so many great unmarried women, and no great unmarried men?

Balls are to men what purses are to women.

After all, computers crash, people die, relationships fall apart. The best we can do is breath and reboot.

People go to casinos for the same reason they go on blind dates - hoping to hit the jackpot. But mostly, you just wind up broke or alone in a bar.

I got to thinking about relationships and partial lobotomies. Two seemingly different ideas that might just be perfect together - like chocolate and peanut butter.

There's a thin boundary between the light and dark side. Both are fervent to reign in the space of the other.

Our brains are obviously capable of astoundingly fast and complex calculations that happen subconsciously. We can't explain them because most of the time we hardly even realize they're happening.

You do not know what you have and how you are blessed until you have nothing..Count all your blessings.

I felt I had to win. It seemed very important. I didn't know why it was important and I kept thinking, why do I think this is so important? And another part of me answered, just because it is.

If we want to be better than normal we must move from good intentions to what I call God intentions.

Take calculated risks. Act boldly and thoughtfully. Be an agile company.

The test of real literature is that it will bear repetition. We read over the same pages again and again, and always with fresh delight.

Find a path or make one.

Caring, it turns out, is a competitive advantage, and one that takes effort, not money.

There is no shame — having a dirty face — the shame comes when you keep it dirty.