Someone would have to keep his wits, and he had assumed automatically that since Fezzik had so few, he would find retaining them not all that difficult.

Life is pain, highness. Anyone who tells you differently is selling something.

Never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line.

Nobody knows anything.

Her heart was a secret garden and the walls were very high.

Westley and I are joined by the bond of love and you cannot track that, not with a thousand bloodhounds, and you cannot break it, not with a thousand swords.

Never get involved in a land war in Asia.

Do I love you? My God, if your love were a grain of sand, mine would be a universe of beaches.

Nobody knows anything...... Not one person in the entire motion picture field knows for a certainty what's going to work. Every time out it's a guess and, if you're lucky, an educated one.

A good writer is not someone who knows how to write- but how to rewrite

Just because you're beautiful and perfect, it's made you conceited.

It's lovely. I hate it.

If you have never failed you have never lived.

Having two older brothers is a healthy reminder that you're always closer to the bottom than you are to the top.

Girls were always my biggest distraction in school.

Staying alive is nice, but you can’t do that forever. It’s how you live the life you have while you have it.

There is a purpose in life--to raise men nearer to the likeness of God. Whoever seeks that ideal, daily, finds joy; and in no other way can true joy be found.

It is important for me to discover the ideal title, for without this title the story or novel isn't quite in focus.

If you think everything you've done is great, you're probably dumb.

Well, I'd love to make a decision like that, but I'm not sure how I could change my life.

How does Rudolph know when Christmas is coming? He looks at his calen-deer!