Somethin' like four thousand bottles have been thrown at me in my day but only about twenty ever hit me. That does not speak very well for the accuracy of the fans' throwing.

The greatest accomplishment of a bartender lies in his ability to exactly suit his customer. . .

Most people are blinded by faith leaving them unable to see the truth that is science.

All paths are present, always... and we can but choose among them.

Marry your friend, and you will be reasonably happy. Marry your lover, and you will be abundantly happy. Marry your soulmate, and you will be infinitely happy.

I needed something else, some kind of juice.He gave me a hooked-eyebrow glance and took a showy swig of the water. Mmm, he said, smacking his lips. Water-juice. It's fantastic.

If God had a wife, He would be in trouble too if He dodged His chores.

Despair is a night without lights. Dreams are the sunrise that leads you out of the darkness.

We must take the long view—every defeat is a victory in a war of attrition.

I remember loving sound before I ever took a music lesson. And so we make our lives by what we love.

I respect your right to hold your religious beliefs, and if they help you, I think that's great. I would, however, like to inform you that you are a raving kook.

If you are already an awakened soul, Then you must realise That God has already given you A supreme task to perform: He wants you to work For His Vision's world-blossoms.

Did you know that we are the only people in the United States who have to have their voting rights okayed every couple of years?