[Something] does not rise to the dignity of error.

You are never too old to set another goal or to dream a new dream.

Failures are finger posts on the road to achievement.

I know lots of people who are educated far beyond their intelligence.

It's difficult to think anything but pleasant thoughts while eating a homegrown tomato.

There's no such thing as being too Southern.

The game of life is a lot like football. You have to tackle your problems, block your fears, and score your points when you get the opportunity.

Baptists never make love standing up. They're afraid someone might see them and think they're dancing.

It's better to have died a small child than to be a politician who gets caught in a scandal during a slow news month.

You call to a dog and a dog will break its neck to get to you. Dogs just want to please. Call to a cat and its attitude is, 'What's in it for me?'

Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and give her a house.

One cannot see one’s own mistakes in matters where his interest lies.

I can´t get out of the box, while keeping God in the box.

Think like magician, present like magician and perform like magician.

It gave an appalling idea of the value of an hour, and I thought I could never waste one again without remorse and terror.

When I was your age I knew nothing about the world or my place in it. I figured I'd be someone's wife, then someone's mother. It never occurred to me to be someone myself.

I wish I wasn't eating Cheetos every night. Those are my favorite - I'm addicted to them!

I'll be yours until the stars fall from the sky, yours until the rivers run dry. In other words, until the day I day.

So much talent comes from the base of poverty and those in the margins. You limit the base, you miss too much talent.

I said Yo Jay, I can rap. And I spit this rap that said I'm killin' ya'll *****s on this lyrical sh*t, mayonnaise colored benz, I push miracle whips.

God just told me to shut up!