Something that confirms all fears and many conspiracy theories about government is finding out what our elected representatives would put into law if they could.

Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys.

There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL convertible.

Mercedes Benz : A mechanical device that increases sexual arousal in women.

Tabasco sauce is to bachelor cooking what forgiveness is to sin.

A firm, hearty handshake gives a good first impression, and you'll never be forgiven if you don't live up to it.

At the core of liberalism is the spoiled child — miserable, as all spoiled children are, unsatisfied, demanding, ill-disciplined, despotic and useless. Liberalism is a philosophy of sniveling brats.

There's a whiff of the lynch mob or the lemming migration about any overlarge concentration of like-thinking individuals, no matter how virtuous their cause.

Even very young children need to be informed about dying. Explain the concept of death very carefully to your child. This will make threatening him with it much more effective.

Watching Republicans in Washington is like watching lemmings, if lemmings jumped into cesspools instead of off cliffs. Splash! There goes Mark Foley!

Authority has always attracted the lowest elements in the human race

I can only assume, " said Jace, "that mortal emotions amuse you because you have none of your own.

I like strangers, they say the nicest things

Armed with positive thoughts, it becomes easier to focus on your goals, while the opposite also holds true.

Doctors will have more lives to answer for in the next world than even we generals.

The life of a coquette is one constant lie; and the only rule by which you can form any correct judgment of them is that they are never what they seem.

Why was I condemned to live in a democracy where every fool's vote is equal to a sensible man's?

Even a fiction film is hard to end. You can going on shooting and editing a documentary forever.

It's a constant process of bouncing ideas off of one another and intuitively arriving at the right decision in the moment.

The strange anthropological lesson of social media is that human beings, if given a choice, often prefer to socialise alone.

I live one day at a time, one day at a time. Yesterday's gone and tomorrow is blind, so I live one day at a time.