Sometimes I am very pleased with lifestyle and sometimes I feel utterly worthless because I have so few interests.

Blood may be thicker than water, but it is still sticky, unpleasant and generally nauseating.

To me, there is no greater act of courage than being the one who kisses first.

I guess I just prefer to see the dark side of things. The glass is always half-empty. And cracked. And I just cut my lip on it. And chipped a tooth.

Men are allowed to age. Men are allowed to gain weight. Men are allowed to be quirky looking.

It’s mentally exhausting, feeling bad about something you can do nothing about.

Taking into account the public's regrettable lack of taste, it is incumbent upon you not to fit in.

When I see the American flag, I go, 'Oh my God, you're insulting me.'

The world would be better off with multiple superpowers. When Communist USSR was a superpower, the world was better off.

This dress exacerbates the genetic betrayal that is my legacy.

I can't wait for the next fad though, and I predict it's going to be Pennsylvania dutch culture, very Amish. It's going to be bonnets and butter churns.

All I know is a door into the dark

It’s a beautiful thing when someone presence alone whisper to your soul “I am Here for you.

In league with being graced by greatness, prepare to be greeted, by all that is beneath you.

Every one should keep a mental wastepaper basket and the older he grows the more things he will consign to it-torn up to irrecoverable tatters.

No man is boss in his own home but he can make up for it by making a dog play dead.

The price of every thing rises and falls from time to time and place to place and with every such change the purchasing power of money changes so far as that thing goes.

Death is never an ending, death is a change; Death is beautiful, for death is strange; Death is one dream out of another flowing.

Which [the cyber hacking] is why one of the first things we must do is to enforce all classification rules and to enforce all laws relating to the handling of classified information.

The Lord gives his people perpetual joy when they walk in obedience to him.

To be happy, drop the words 'if only' and substitute instead the words 'next time'.