Sometimes I ask myself how autumn smells? My answer: it's the smell of the autumn leaves firework and red wine.

— Why did blondes vote for Clinton? — They didn't know how to read and thought she can make their life hilarious!

I hate to tell things in which I don't belive to impress people who are not on my mind so that they see my false image.

If you fear the man who takes care of you, no one has ever loved you truly.

Haters are your most dedicated fans: ordinary fans can be disappointed in you or can get tired of you etc. but haters never.

Draw me October on the window with rain.

Nobody will live your life for you.

Wearing that? Wouldn't you fancy a shapeless cardigan instead? You rock a shapeless cardigan, honey.

From the beginning, the internet has been dominated by white men. So if you wanted to be a part of the internet and you weren't a white man, you had to adapt yourself to their world.

I quite agree with you. The sun is not kind. God should use a rose amber spot.

With a rock band, you play the same things over and over and over.

A Christmas tree--the perfect gift for a guy. The plant is already dead.

Going to Africa. Hope I don't get AIDS. Just kidding. I'm white!

Credit card companies pay college students generously to stand outside dining halls, dorms, and academic buildings and encourage their fellow students to apply for credit cards.

Every study on crime and or firearms proves time and time again, that 99.99999% of American gun owners do not commit crimes or use our firearms in any dangerous or improper way.

If ever there was a book calculated to make a man in love with its author, this appears to me to be the book.