Sometimes I feel like I am on top of the world. Other times it feels like the world is on top of me.

Prison is like high school with knives.

There is nothing like scrubbing toilets for a living to make you question the choices you have made in life.

They kept me in a cage for too long because now every room I am standing in is just another cell.

anyone who has no feelings for animals has a dead heart.

I eat the hearts of girls and puke slugs and snails.

Being in prison for seven years was like being in an army that never drilled, never deployed, and only fought itself.

I used to wonder what I was doing wrong. Now I know: just about everything.

All of my chupacabra books are like novelizations of movies that haven’t been made yet.

I just feel like we’re starting to interfere on a level that’s sort of . . . extreme.” “But that’s what heroes do.

The second this interminable wait ended, it would all start to fall away into the past, to become unreal.

Amnesty is the forgiveness of something. Amnesty is anything that says, 'Do it illegally, it will be cheaper and easier.'

If a nation wants to live in peace with its neighbors, it doesn't keep rattling the saber at them.

No one makes you feel anything. It is how you react and respond that determines your emotions.

What Pascal said of an effective religion is true of any effective doctrine: it must be "contrary to nature, to common sense and to pleasure.

Christianity spread rapidly during the first century because all Christians saw themselves as responsible for disseminating the gospel.

In science, you can say things that seem crazy, but in the long run they can turn out to be right. We can get really good evidence, and in the end the community will come around.

If I found Yoko Ono floating in my pool, I'd punish my dog.

More will mean worse.