Sometimes I imagine a get-together where I introduce my family to my blogger friends and my blogger friends introduce my family to me.

Enjoy the little things, for one day you may look back and realize they were the big things.

Cherish the friend who tells you a harsh truth, wanting ten times more to tell you a loving lie.

You can spend too much time wondering which of identical twins is the more alike.

What greater blessing to give thanks for at a family gathering than the family and the gathering.

Ever wonder what crime you committed that you are confined to a small enclosure above your sinuses, under permanent skull arrest?

If minutes were kept of a family gathering, they would show that "Members not Present" and "Subjects Discussed" were one and the same.

It finally happened. I got the GPS lady so confused, she said, "In one-quarter mile, make a legal stop and ask directions.

For the most part, we carnivores do not eat other carnivores. We prefer to eat our vegetarian friends.

On a windswept hill by a billowing sea, my destiny sits and waits for me.

It is not that love is blind. It is that love sees with a painter's eye, finding the essence that renders all else background.

Girl listens to radio. Girl finds music. Girl has whole other world.Girl slips on headphones. World gone.

But it would be like going to Heaven and not finding any of your friends there. Her life would go all beatific and empty in the eyes.

Sometimes you are the answer to your own prayer.

People always getting ready for tomorrow. I didn't believe in that. Tomorrow wasn't getting ready for them. It didn't even know they were there.

distance is created by time is further than space

Come out of hiding, don't be afraid to be yourself.

Times change and we should change and grow, and yet be proud of our legacy.

Vegetables are called 'specialty crops.' Don't ask me why.

We have to change from 'ego-architecture' to 'eco-architecture.'

The climbing as a whole is not very esthetic or enjoyable; it is merely difficult.