Sometimes I just want to burn down all the rules and start over.

I've had so many bikini waxes, I cry every time I see a Popsicle stick.

I love you for who you are, not who the world thinks you should be.

What kind of person doesn't let you have gummi bears?

You set fire to my house, killed my family, and ate my dog. But steal my boyfriend? That's a step too far.

Please, I'm a transgender former boy-bander. You think I don't know how to defend myself?

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We have work to do if you are not to be a total failure like high-waisted, acid-wash jeans.

Because 'You're perfect just the way you are, ' is what your guidance counselor says. And she's an alcoholic.

Agent Jones held Sinjin’s face in his hands. “I’m going to make balloon animals. People need balloon animals.”“How right you are, strange delusional man, ” Sinjin said.

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Married life had taught him the futility of arguing with a female in a dark-brown mood.

What do you want?" Sophronia was moved to exasperation."Me? Stockings and breeches to come back in fashion. I do miss seeing a man's calves.

The victim mindset produces a delusion of fault and blame that blinds you from the simple truth of cause and effect.

Drugs didn't work out too well for me.

One always has the air of someone who is lying when one speaks to a policeman.

The printing press was at first mistaken for an engine of immortality by everybody except Shakespeare.

What you learn from others you can use to follow. What you learn for yourself you can use to lead.

In every house of marriage there's room for an interpreter.

I am a Shawnee. My forefathers were warriors. Their son is a warrior. From them, I take my only existence.